Borrowing was £17.4bn last month, the second highest October figure since monthly records began in 1993.
Sabbatical
Quite frankly, you’d had enough.
Britain was a dystopia.
You’d take some time off –
and head to Ethiopia.
Not for you a life of grandkids
watching Brave or Zootopia.
Instead this is what you did.
You went to Ethiopia.
The Ancients once thrived there
before we became dopier
and dopier, and fell to despair.
And so: Ethiopia.
I’ve not seen you since.
With the world ropier
and ropier, it’s easy to convince
me that your trip to Ethiopia
was a necessary phase,
designed to help me cope with a
certain pervasive malaise.
Will you be back from Ethiopia?
They say they need you at the office.
They say that they hope you are
alive, and in one piece.
We want him back, Ethiopia!
Yasmin Blake